You May Enter Chamber of Crap. Be aware of your tongue as it slips more than your boots.

"I’m a male and she’s a female but she just didn’t see me as same species"

- Delo (29), keluar juga kata-kata capek setelah nunggu perempuan lebih dari 5 tahun untuk ngerespon

"If you have nothing nice to say, don’t say anything at all"

- a mantra that’s alive and well on Wall Street

"Is it stealing if it’s already stolen?"

- Weis (25th twice this year), daughter of Weis

"The revolution is inevitable. It’s coming. Teachers, get ready for the obvious excuse: “The dog ate my iPad.”"

- DailyFin on “How Good iPad in Class”

"Start small, aim big, act now"

- Tina (21), “Pegawai keuangan baru yang lagi bener-bener termotivasi kerja karena Indonesia dapet Investment Grade”

"if the russians used their women instead of missiles, Americans would all be wearing furry hats right now"

- Paul, “war to the terrorist”

"Happy new year second home, hope you can be trully asia..as you wished by not taking other cultures and making out a history :)"

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"Tonight, when everybody’s going out and saying happy new year to each of them, I absolutely going to mirror and saying happy new year to each of myself"

- gua, “nangis denger alesan temen yang lebih menyedihkan tahun barunya”

"Tahun baru gak selalu dijadiin alesan buat resolusi baru dan lembaran baru kali!"

- gua, “setelah sadar gak punya ide pas ditanya resolusi tahun depan”

"Nyari orang amanah jaman sekarang itu kayak nyari jarum di tumpukan jarum palsu"

- wawan, “kegalauan anak muda yang rahasia-nya keungkap karena cerita ke orang yang salah”